It takes a little patience, and time…with a bunch a pain in the middle
so i will just type whatever comes to mind
Add to the list of things to do, buy more hats…and a dog…
And when I get that dog, I’ll name it pancake…no flapjack…yea…
FlappyJacky…and we will only eat waffles
Because, its good to draw the line somewhere. Standards are important.
Have I rubbed you the wrong way because
My eyes just keep sexually violating every attractive girl I see
And its new to me, perv vision was updated or upgraded.
And today Logan kept telling the dog, not to get spicy with him.
A fat pug dog when I met her, I thought she was a Buddha statue on the porch.
Then he said the feral cat kept swatting the god plant
And I knew he meant pot which made me laugh
He said something about working at a dispensary and asked if I’ve sold any paintings
I wanted to say how big are your gauges? And is that a tequila worm in them?
But I stopped because I was tweaking
I should be dancing outside, in a luau out…just doesn’t feel like summer to me